>> James: A CLIP FROM THE
BRILLIANT SANTA CLARITA DIET WHICH SOWT ON NETFLIX MARCH
23RD, CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS BRILLIANT SEASON. TELL EN WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS
SEASON. >> THIS IS THE NEW NORMAL. IT'S NOT A DIET, IT'S A
LIFESTYLE. WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO RID THE
WORLD OF PEOPLE– THAT IT WOULD BE BETTER WITHOUT. WE TRY TO, WE QUESTION OUR
MORALS, WE QUESTION WHY LIKE WHY THE GARDEN HOSE KEEP GETTING
STOLEN. WE KEEP QUESTIONING WHERE IS THE
BEST PLACE TO BURY PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, IT'S– IT JUST HAS SO MUCH
STRANGE DIALOGUE AND LEFTS AND RIGHTS THAT I JUST FEEL LIKE
WE'RE ALWAYS FIGURE SKATING IN THIS MORE, LIKE, 20S, 30S STYLE
OF COMEDY. >> James: FOR SURE. >> WHICH IS SO FUN FOR ME. AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE
LAUGH IT MAKES ME LAUGH WHEN I'M READING IT. >> James: IT'S REALLY FUNNY. ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE SO
BRILLIANT. YOUR CHARACTER TOO, SHE'S ON AN
ALL PROTEIN DIET. >> YES. >> James: ARE YOU SOMEONE WHO
IS GOOD ON A DIET? >> I I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT I
HATE IT.
I WOULD MUCH RATHER EAT
FETTUCINI ALFREDO ALL DAY LONG SOME OF WHEN I FIRST STARTED THE
SHOW, I WAS 145 POUNDS AND MY LIFE WAS KIND OF FALLING PART. AND I WAS LIKE OKAY, I, IF I AM
GOING TO DO THIS, CAN I– HER UNDEADNESS IS REALLY THE BEST
AWAKENING SHE HAS EVER HAD. AND I THINK SOMETIMES WOMEN IN
THEIR 40S WHO, YOU KNOW, HAVE EXPERIENCED LOTS OF LIFE KIND OF
QUESTION LIKE YOU HAVE KIDS, AM I THE PERSON I WAS, WHO AM I
GOING TO BE. I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AND YOU
ARE KIND OF FLOATING IN THIS WEIRD PURG TORE VOR TEXT OF WHO
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BECOME AFTER HAVING CHILDREN.
YOU ARE NOT WHO YOU WERE AND YOU
DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE HEADED. SO I USE THIS SHOW AS A WAKE-UP
CALL FOR MYSELF. AND I SAID VICTOR CAN I LOSE 20
POUNDS OVER THE COURSE OF THE SHOW AND LIKE CHANGE MY EYEBROWS
AND THE HEIGHT OF MY SHOES AND MY BODY LANGUAGE AND THE
ATTITUDE AND GO FROM SOMEONE WHO IS, YOU KNOW, KIND OF NAIVE AND
UNHAPPY TO SOMEONE WHO IS EMPOWERED AND ALIVE. AND HE SAID YES. AND SO I GOT TO MAKE THAT
TRANSFORMATION. THEN SEASON TWO, I LET IT ALL
GO. AND VICTOR WAS LIKE OH BOY THE
WAY WE'RE PICKING UP IN THE SCENE YOU LEFT OFF IN. >> James: OH 2K3W0D. >> AND I WAS LIKE OKAY.
AWESOME. SO AND NOW I HAVE LET IT GO
AGAIN AND MY– LIKE I JUST, I HEARD DEN ZEL WASHINGTON DOES,
THIS I DON'T KNOW, I JUST WANT TO BELIEVE IT, I HEAR HE ENJOYS
HIS LIFE AND PULLS HIM HAD SELF BACK TOGETHER WHEN HE IS DOING
MOVIES AND LOOKS AMAZING. SO I AM GIVING IT THE FULL DEN
ZEL WHETHER THAT EXISTS OR NOT. >> James: WE AIL ARE IN A WAY. >> I LET MYSELF GO BECAUSE WHEN
I AM DOING THE SHOW I'M A VEGAN AND I BARELY EAT ANYTHING. I MEAN I REALLY, AN I WORKOUT
ALMOST EVERY DAY AND IT'S SO HEALTHY. AND IT YOU EUPHORIC AND ST LIKE
FOOD POISONING, YOU THINK YOU WILL NEVER WANT TO EAT AGAIN AND
BEFORE YOU KNOW T ARE YOU JUST PIGGING OUT WITH FEED BAG
STRAPPED TO YOUR FACIAL. >> YEAH, THAT'S MY LIFE. >> THAT IS WHAT I CALL A SNACK. >> AND I AM A FOODIE AND I LOVE
FOOD AND I TRAVEL THE WORLD. ARE FOR FOOD SO I GET HEAVY
AGAIN BETWEEN THE SHOW BECAUSE I– AND MY MOM CAME OVER THE
OTHER DAY AND SHE WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T WANT TO MENTION
THIS, AND I WAS LIKE OH GOD, WHERE ARE WE GOING WITH THIS,
ALREADY, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SAY.
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED COOL
SCULPTING. >> James: THAT IS WHEN THEY
FREEZE YOUR. >> YEAH, AND I JUST LOOKED AT
HER AND I GO, I WILL BE RIGHT BACK. AND I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM TO
DEEP BREATHE AND I WAS LIKE I'M KIND OF LOVING THAT I AM HAVING
A CLASSIC ANGRY TEENAGE MOMENT WITH MY MOTHER. THEN THE SAME WEEK, I SHOWED A
PICTURE ON MY INTRA GRAM, THAT SHOWED THIS PORTLY DOG IN A
RECLINED POSITION AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD THIS IS SO ME RIGHT
NOW. AND BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW THAT,
AND SHE GOES MOM, THAT'S YOU, THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU. A AND I'M OKAY, THANK YOU, SHE
LOVES TO PAT MY BELLY. AND THEN HERE'S THE CAPPER, GET
READY FOR T I'M WALKING OUT OF A RESTAURANT WITH A BUNCH OF MY
MOM FRIENDS AND WE ALL HAVE KIDS SO THERE ARE KIDS RUNNING AROUND
THE RESTAURANT ON THEIR OWN OUT.
AND THIS WOMAN STOPS ME AND SHE
IS LIKE GOD, YOU HAVE SO MANY KIDS. AND I SAID NOT ALL OF THEM ARE
MINE. I WAS LIKE, I JUST HAVE TWO. AND SHE SAID WELL, AND ARE YOU
EXPECTING, OBVIOUSLY. nd I LITERALLY LOOKED AT HER
AND I GO, NO. I'M JUST FAT RIGHT NOW. (APPLAUSE). >> James: THAT'S WHY. >> AND I WALKED OUT OF THE
STRAWND AND I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, I WAS LIKE OH MAN, THAT
ROCKED.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHAT DREW
BARRYMORE, ARE YOU [BLEEP] BEAUTIFUL AND [BLEEP]. >> THANK YOU. IT IS WAS SCARY BUT SHESES' A
BITCH..
