Guess what Kelly told me last night? She and Ben are selling their home. It's a beautiful property, great location, new kitchen I think they'll give us the listing. That'd be great, honey. We can't be realtors if we don't have listings Oh shit. Someone's coming. Hurry Act casual Our life was amazing, but something happened to my wife I can't feel my heartbeat. What? She threw up this. I didn't have formaldehyde so I saved it in olive oil That was a crazy amount of ramen Well, I'm not a medical expert It was a huge amount She's acting different I can cook that for you, sweetheart I'm fine Did mom die? She is dead and also undead A zombie? I don't like that word. I think it's inherently negative I don't like it either Then let's not use it I do like the way that I feel I have endless energy and I sleep two hours a night. I get so much done You eat people. I know. It's just that I'm so much more confident.
I can parallel park in one move now The undead aren't completely driven by their it But if I can't control myself then I risk everything that matters to me We're not saying you have to do this alone sweetheart I'm are not going to bail on you now We have to kill someone who deserves it. I guess the prototype would be a young single hitler. God, We'd be heroes Shit! You guys are not great at this. From now on, we fuck everything up together What kind of realtor are you? Residential but commercial on request So my wife's been on this new diet She feels good, looks fantastic, and has all kinds of energy. She is really happy so it's all great Well, maybe not all great.
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